SmackDown 29.03.2024
Finally, the Radiant Team has come back to Uncasville, Connecticut!
Tonight, we have several exciting events lined up. A tag team match featuring Pretty Deadly and Kevin Owens, accompanied by Randy Orton, will kick off the action. Additionally, Bianca Belair is set to face Dakota Kai in what promises to be a lesson learned. We’ll also witness the debut of a very special woman, Jade Cargill, a highly anticipated moment I've been waiting for over several months. Lastly, The Bloodline will be here to discuss The Rock's recent attack on Cody from last week’s episode. This promises to be an intriguing show, so let’s dive in!
Kevin Owens and Randy Orton vs. Pretty Deadly
Last week, Pretty Deadly made a questionable decision by agreeing to this match tonight. While I appreciate Kit Wilson and Elton Prince's antics in the ring, they’re up against two seasoned veterans. Both Randy Orton and Kevin Owens have held tag team titles and understand the game inside and out. If Pretty Deadly were to pull off a victory, it would be a major upset—especially with the looming threat of Logan Paul, Grayson Waller, and Austin Theory potentially getting involved.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Pretty Deadly give randy some of his own medicine.
The match got off to a rocky start for Randy as Elton managed to distract him, leading to both members of Pretty Deadly using the commentary table and chairs against the Legend Killer. After a brief respite, Orton finally tagged in his partner, and Kevin went on the offensive, taking it to Pretty Deadly with relentless ferocity. Just when he was poised to finish off Elton, a surprise knee strike halted his momentum. Outside the ring, Kit attacked Randy, preventing a critical tag. Orton nearly shattered the table with Kit’s body but Prince rushed to his partner’s aid.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Kevin is a big fan of putting his body in danger.
Amid the chaos, Logan Paul slipped into the ring, delivering a devastating One Lucky Punch with brass knuckles, knocking Kevin out cold and allowing Prince to secure the pinfall.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - One Lucky Punch kos KO.
After the match, confusion reigned as Randy questioned how Kevin had been pinned. In a swift replay, we saw Logan's interference. Furious, Orton sought out Paul, finding him hiding under the ring. A furious exchange ensued, culminating in a brutal assault from the Viper. As Pretty Deadly celebrated, they underestimated KO's wrath, leading to a Stunner from Owens and an RKO from Orton.
Kevin and Randy chased Paul backstage, who, in a stroke of cowardice, hijacked someone’s car and sped away, narrowly escaping. For now, Paul lives to fight another day, but at WrestleMania, there will be nowhere to run.
Bayley Gets Her Revenge
Backstage, Iyo Sky participated in an interview discussing Damage CTRL, her relationship with Bayley, and the reasons behind their recent fallout. The crux of her argument was straightforward: Iyo claimed Bayley wanted the spotlight all for herself, while Iyo felt overlooked. In WWE, it’s a familiar narrative—when language barriers exist, so do storytelling challenges. Iyo struggled with English, which might explain her less engaging character development.
Once the interview concluded, Bayley stormed in, igniting a catfight filled with furious shouting but no real resolution. Referees rushed in to prevent the altercation from escalating further. Tonight's episode set the stage for more conflict and drama as we head toward WrestleMania. Stay tuned for what’s to come!
A Huge Nick Aldis Victory - Jade Cargill on SmackDown
At long last, Jade Cargill has arrived, and she looks absolutely stunning! I’ve been anticipating her debut for so long, and she certainly doesn’t disappoint. Her physique is even more impressive than that of the EST of WWE, showcasing a level of strength and athleticism rarely seen in the women’s division. Her entrance theme, "The Storm Has Arrived," sets the perfect tone for her arrival, signaling to everyone that the women’s division should take her seriously.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - I can simply say "The Storm has arrived"!
WrestleMania Tag Team Championship Qualifying Match: Street Profits vs. Austin Theory and Grayson Waller
In another crucial qualifying match to determine who will join the biggest tag team clash at the upcoming Premium Live Event (PLE), the Street Profits face off against Austin Theory and Grayson Waller. On paper, the Street Profits appear stronger, especially after overcoming the Authors of Pain (AoP) recently. However, don’t be fooled; Final Testament is likely to interfere as they seek revenge.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - That could be a beautiful victory but Austin remembers that he has knees.
The battle kicks off coolly for the Street Profits, with Dawkins displaying incredible power and Montez Ford showcasing his agility and stamina. The duo quickly executed their tag team finisher, but Waller managed to break the pinfall just in time.
Meanwhile, Karrion Kross and Scarlett made a shocking appearance, ambushing Bobby Lashley and B-Fab, which caused chaos for the Street Profits. As the mayhem unfolded, AoP struck, joining Kross in delivering a brutal beatdown on Ford and Angelo, effectively sidelining both teams from WrestleMania. Lashley attempted to stand tall against the three attackers but ultimately succumbed to their combined assault, leaving fans disheartened at the sight of the All Mighty falling.
A New Latino Union
Next, Santos Escobar and Legado del Fantasma made their way to the ring. Escobar proudly announced that he had fulfilled his promise to take out Rey Mysterio, but he acknowledged that none of it would have been possible without the help of one crucial person—Dominik Mysterio. The crowd erupted with excitement at Dominik's entrance, but they quickly silenced him, giving him little chance to speak.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Santos now has a potential new family member?
Rey Mysterio soon appeared, flanked by the entire LWO, with Zelina Vega looking incredibly attractive as always. This was the perfect moment for the LWO to leverage their numbers against Dominik and Escobar. Rey threw down the challenge: a match at WrestleMania where he and a partner of his choosing would face Dominik and Santos. Dominik’s disrespectful comments towards Rey’s family ignited tension, and it was clear that Rey needed to choose a partner who could hold their own in the ring.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - A stare down just before the war begins.
As expected, Rey selected Dragon Lee as his partner, making this an exciting challenge for Santos and Dominik. It feels reminiscent of the mistake Rey made six months ago when he chose Carlito instead of Santos. As chaos erupted, Dragon Lee soared through the air with an impressive Santon from the top rope, taking out all members of Legado del Fantasma. A small victory for the LWO, but the war is far from over!
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Do only I have a feeling that Carlito looks like stranger in this LWO group?
As we head toward WrestleMania, the stakes are higher than ever, and rivalries are heating up.
Naomi Stands Up for Bianca
Backstage, Naomi made a promise: whatever happens, she’s in this fight with Bianca. Together, they’re ready to take down Damage CTRL once and for all. I’ve got to say, Naomi’s determination was inspiring. You could see that spark in Bianca’s eyes, too. But isn’t it strange that the weight of Bayley’s battle is now on Naomi and Bianca’s shoulders? It feels a bit unfair, to be honest. Or maybe this is all part of Bayley’s master plan, pulling the strings from the sidelines as the “Role Model” she claims to be. Either way, Damage CTRL has some fierce opposition coming their way.
Judgment Day’s Communication Breakdown
The Judgment Day is looking shaky these days, and it’s obvious there are cracks forming. The tension was thick as nobody could get a straight answer from Dominik, who just keeps saying he wants to make the group proud. But come on, what’s he hiding? I don’t know about you, but it feels like something big—and bad—is bubbling under the surface here. If Dominik doesn’t start opening up, this could be the beginning of the end for the Judgment Day.
WrestleMania Tag Team Championship Qualifying Match: New Catch Republic vs. Legado del Fantasma
After that brutal beatdown from LWO, Angel and Humberto now have to face off against Tyler Bate and Pete Dunne. Personally, I trust New Catch Republic to handle this match. Tyler Bate is a future star—he has both the in-ring talent and the charisma to lead WWE one day, and it’s matches like these that showcase his potential. This one was dynamic from start to finish, and, sure enough, New Catch Republic took the win, grabbing that last spot for WrestleMania’s tag team championship match. This is a win for us as fans, but Judgment Day? They might want to sit down and reassess, because WrestleMania’s shaping up to be a tough night for them.
AJ Styles Awaits LA Knight
AJ Styles stood in the ring, calling out LA Knight with confidence. Despite asking Nick Aldis to keep Knight out of the arena, you could tell Styles was still on edge, maybe even a bit nervous that Knight might make an unexpected appearance. I feel like Styles knows this feud with Knight is serious business, especially with WrestleMania around the corner.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 -Styles initiates a witch hunt for the naughty man.
But AJ might have pushed his luck, running his mouth for just a bit too long. Suddenly, the crowd erupted as LA Knight, disguised in a security uniform, attacked Styles from behind! Knight didn’t hold back, unleashing a brutal beatdown that could have escalated with a steel chair—if only AJ hadn’t managed to escape just in time.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Just before their match Knight manages to get a piece of AJ.
With that signature swagger, Knight grabbed the mic, firing a final warning to his rival: “At WrestleMania, there will be no place to run or hide, and you will know whose game this is. Everybody say… LA KNIGHT! YEAH!!!”. This showdown is going to be electric. I think Styles might be in for a rough ride, and with Knight’s confidence at an all-time high, he could finally prove he’s on top of his game. WrestleMania can’t come soon enough!
Bianca Belair vs. Dakota Kai - Main Event Showdown
It’s main event time! Our very own EST of WWE, Bianca Belair, is set to take on the brains of Damage CTRL, Dakota Kai. I’m sure Bianca’s raw power will be too much for Dakota. With Damage CTRL lurking at ringside, even Naomi might not be able to fend off three champions alone, but let’s see how this unfolds. From the start, Bianca dominated, tossing Dakota around with ease. It was clear that Dakota struggled to find a counter to Belair’s strength, and every attempt she made was met with a swift, powerful response. Bianca was totally in control, and you could see the confidence in her every move.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Bianca is never hesitates to demonstrate her raw power.
When Dakota finally found an opening, she made the mistake of trying to taunt Bianca. And, as expected, it backfired. Bianca hit her with a devastating superplex, punishing Dakota for her arrogance. After Dakota crashed her knee into the ring post in a nasty miss, Bianca seized the moment, delivering the K.O.D. and picking up a well-deserved victory. But just as Bianca was celebrating, the Kabuki Warriors launched a sneak attack! True to her promise, Naomi ran in to help her friend, but it was still a brutal two-on-three situation. With Damage CTRL looking to dismantle Bianca and Naomi, it felt like there was no escape.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - Kabuki immediately attacked Belair after her victory over Kai.
Then came the game-changer: Jade Cargill stormed down to the ring, fully geared up and ready for action! With stunning power and elegance, Jade went straight after Damage CTRL, dismantling them one by one. In seconds, she turned the tide and left the ring clear, proving she’s more than ready to shake things up in WWE.
SmackDown 29.03.2024 - This is Cargill!
What a statement from Jade! This arrival of “The Storm” just changed the game for Bianca and Naomi, and I have a feeling Damage CTRL won’t forget it anytime soon
Final Thoughts and Ranking
What a massive show! Not only did we witness some intense qualifying matches, but tonight truly belonged to one person—Jade Cargill. Even without appearances from The Tribal Chief or The Rock, Nick Aldis made waves by signing Cargill, a decision that’s sure to shake up the entire women’s division. Her debut left an unforgettable mark as she took out the entire Damage CTRL single-handedly after Bianca and Dakota’s showdown in the main event. It was impressive, and I think Bianca may need to keep an eye on this powerful new force in the SmackDown ranks. Jade might just carve her way straight to the top!
One surprising twist came from Paul Heyman, who kept things brief by announcing that, by order of Roman Reigns, Jey Uso will face Solo Sikoa next week. Though Solo’s dominance isn’t quite as fierce as it was a year ago, Jey has a strong chance of taking him down. Next week promises to be explosive on Raw with The Rock and Roman both expected to make appearances. The anticipation is building, so don’t miss it!
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